Point & Click

Is it the season or am I just being mean?

• Screen Junkies has an excellent selection of kids’ letters to Michael Bay, my favourite being:
  
  
  
  (Fedora-tip: The Big Picture.)
• Ken Levine has his 2009 Summer Movies preview, with all-time classics like:
  
  • Ghosts of Girlfriends Past – A new spin on the single most tired premise in RomCom history — hire a leading man who is an enemy of comedy. Stars Matthew McConaughey and the lovely but not-exactly-hilarious Jennifer Garner.
  • Whatever Works – Woody Allen’s 285th movie, the 247th with the same theme: older neurotic Jew in a relationship with hot young girl who could be his granddaughter. Larry David as Woody Allen. Reviews are mixed. Middle-aged Jews love it, young girls are appalled.
  • The Time Traveler’s Wife – “Where were you last night and don’t tell me the Middle Ages, you bastard!?”

  (Fedora-tip: The Big Picture.)

• Forget Robert Rodriguez and his Ten-Minute Film School. I give you Mark L Lester‘s Commando is the Best Film Ever (with parts 2 and 3).
  
  [This] film wasn’t an accident, just like Jesus wasn’t an accident. It took real vision to pull off, starting with the theme of a parent’s love for his child, and the lengths he will go to to get her back from a wily South American dictator. Also, it has explosions, and a rockin’ saxophone-driven soundtrack that really gets the people moving in their seats.