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“To’ona’i” - Pre-prod Day -8 (revised)

Tuesday, March 18th, 2008

Yes, campers, you read that right:  we’ve been pushed back two days.

Ah the joys of low-budget film-making.  Better than no-budget film-making.

But, barring -, actually, better not tempt fate.

CAMERA - Mr Meikle is calling in favours and yea, we have vision.  (This gig was to repay a moral debt I owe him; this isn’t quite working out the way I’d intended.)  Just need to confirm that the flesh-puppets actors are still good for the adjusted dates.

AUDIO - Mr Rea had difficulty sourcing an assistant so I offered to grovel to my alma mater.  Gerben Cath very generously listened and has offered to help.

CAST - I was hoping to confirm all five cast members but it’s looking a bit iffy with that damned schedule.  I won’t invite bad juju by invoking the last cast-member’s name.  Not that I’m superstitious or anything.

With the schedule being put back and the amount of pre-prod being ploughed through this week, I’ve even had thoughts of mowing the lawns this long weekend.

Whoa, tiger, go easy, boy.

“To’ona’i” - Pre-prod Day -7

Monday, March 17th, 2008

(No idea if I’ve got the right lingo but this diary’s gonna be cheap and nasty.)

Pre-pre-prod has been ramping up the last couple of weeks.  Fighting over budgets.  Okay, squabbling.  No, fighting.

Whatever, the budget has been stretched as much as it can be.  I thought it was already stretched but it’s amazing where you can find savings.  And still pay people.  And feed them.

Actors - check.

Heads of department - check.

Schedule - in progress, virtually a check.

… Okay.  Camera has been unable to source camera gear.  It looks like shifting the schedule back one day.  I can deal with a day’s delay.  I hope and pray the cast and crew (excluding camera, of course) can handle the delay, too.

It’ll be fine.  I keep telling myself that:  it’ll be fine. It’ll be fine.

“To’ona’i” Production Diary

Sunday, March 16th, 2008

What the hell.

This should be interesting.

I can’t just refer to what is taking over my life as a short film for ever.

It’s got a name:  To’ona’i, a short film about a couple of siblings who try to deal with the loss of their older brother.

A month from now, I’ll laugh and maybe even tear up about this time.  For the moment, all I can feel is the pain.

DateNight - The Morning After

Sunday, February 24th, 2008

After a week of jitters, it is done.

In the end, I pitched to six out of eleven producers and commissioners. Of the five that I didn’t sit down with, two were no-shows to begin with, two left before I started working my way around them (there were two rounds, as it were, and I was in the second round), and one left thinking she’d finished (or survived - understandable considering she’d just sat through twenty-plus two-minute* pitches without a break).

For me, the best thing was experiencing firsthand most of what I’d read or heard. It’s one thing to know in a theoretical sense, Don’t take it personally if they’re sitting there poker-faced, but it’s another to sit opposite someone and fight the urge to babble about your project just because they’re not leaping out of their seat, kissing you on both cheeks, and declaring the beginning of a beautiful relationship.

The most useful sit-downs were where a conversation took place. Once the logline, plot description and themes were out of the way - what else did they want to know? The remaining ninety seconds were filled up by a Q & A where I showed off the depth of my knowledge**. Whether they could do anything with the project or not was almost beside the point. It was pretty cool to talk about a project as if it had real possibilities, rather than as just An idea I’ve got for a show….

Did I like it? Yes - I rather enjoyed it actually. Even if you get an ignorant and short-sighted producer, it’s good to realise in the rush of blood to the head, I disagree with your noises of disrespect - my mistake for pitching a drama to a reality-programme maker.

Would I do it again? Yes. I have survived the gauntlet that is DateNight. Bring it on.

Short two producers, Mr Gannaway tried to ease the load by cutting the pitching time down from three to two minutes.
**  Except for when I was asked what target audience I had in mind. No matter how often you’re told and read that you need only write for yourself and don’t worry about the market - that’s what the producer worries about, you will be asked what target audience you have in mind for your project.

Point & Click

Tuesday, February 12th, 2008

Prrretty busy this week.

  • After several months of having just eight members and a total of nine posts (four of them by my own hand), the New Zealand Writers Guild forums is getting some traction with sixteen members and forty-two posts as of today. Go ask a question or something.
  • Over at the Beeb’s Writers Room is a rather informative Q&A with Casualty writer Mark Catley. The Writers Room seems to be a great resource for television writing. (Ooh! It’s got Q&A’s with Bourne Supremacy and Ultimatum director Paul Greengrass, and Hu$tle and Life on Mars co-creator Tony Jordan.) (Fedora-tip: WGGB Blog.)
  • And Break cinematographer, Matt Meikle, recently won the 2007 Australian Cinematography Society Gold Award for Cinematography on Hawaikii. Congratulatoriations!

Point & Click

Friday, February 1st, 2008

Yay, we’ve been back home a week, back in our own beds, eating the kinda food we usually eat. And even though I’m long overdue to explain how/why The Boy and I hobbled Amit in a friendly game of front lawn-cricket (he did it to himself) (he did) (and then we made him dinner), instead I offer some scriptwriting-related distractions:

  • Across the ditch, Lynden Barber’s Eyes Wired Shut blog has a great series of posts about why Australian films have been lacking lately (the scripts suck). And he just might have put romantic comedies back on my viewing list. (Fedora-tip: Canberra Rob, friend of the recently-wed webmistresse DeborahK.)

  • American public radio station KCRW provides two must-download/listen podcasts: Claude Brodesser-Akner’s The Business is a witty and acerbic look at Hollywood; and former New York Times film critic Elvis Mitchell scores some of the coooolest interviews in The Treatment. Download. Listen. Enjoy. (Fedora-tip: Leonie who requested that I share.)

  • Seeing that Rambo IV has just hit theatres in the States, it looks like the Kimbo film will have to be pushed back even further (not that it’s going anywhere anyway, but I thought I’d work it in). (Yes. Rambo. IV.) As critics review it with tongue in clenched cheek (and, possibly, NRA memberships secretly renewed), James Berardinelli summed it up rather nicely: If what you want from a movie is a lot of Stallone looking morose and pensive before suddenly going apeshit and slaughtering a bunch of people, then Rambo is your kind of experience. Guess where I’ll be heading when that opens in New Zealand?

  • And here I was thinking I’d cornered the local blogging-scriptwriting market (being the youngest of five, I was uh, doted on a little more than the other rabble siblings): Stephen Hickey, writer of Hopeless and Love Bites, has been blogging since 2004 at multi-dimensional. He’s quite open and generous about his writing process - and has just set up a wiki. (Fedora-tip: Leonie).

FIVE for Free

Tuesday, January 15th, 2008

FIVE is available to be viewed for free at film.com.

For a limited time only.*

*  Cackle! ‘Ve always wanted to say that.

I’ve Got Something To Tell You

Monday, January 14th, 2008

You know the point in the movie where the AUDIENCE-SYMPATHETIC CHARACTER, already keeping the peace between PLOT-ADVANCING CHARACTER and MUTE-UNTIL-NECESSARY CHARACTER, realises that Mute~ has crucial information that will affect the outcome of the film and so does the obvious thing:

AUDIENCE-SYMPATHETIC CHARACTER
(to Plot-Advancing Character)
I need to tell you something -

PLOT-ADVANCING CHARACTER
I don’t have time for this -

AUDIENCE-SYMPATHETIC CHARACTER
But it’s important!

PLOT-ADVANCING CHARACTER
(claps hands over ears)
LALALALALALALALALA!

Moments like these are vital for there to be suspense, victory and/or tragedy down the line. But it’s about as tired and welcome as the telephone call from someone with vital information who won’t spill it over the damned ‘phone.

If I was watching an okay to great movie or T.V. ep and one of these exchanges turned up, the whole thing was spoiled for me. (Nowadays I’m a little more forgiving.) Then a couple of movies seemed to turn the tide. I watched them so many times that, whether I wanted to or not, I’d studied them. Two things I learned from James Cameron’s The Terminator and Aliens:

One:  if there’s potential film-ends-right-now information to be exchanged, introduce an external interruption -

AUDIENCE-SYMPATHETIC CHARACTER
I need to tell you something -

PLOT-ADVANCING CHARACTER
I’m all ears.

A passing .50 CALIBRE SNIPER ROUND vaporizes Plot~’s head.

Two:  even better, make the external interruption the pay-off of a much earlier character set-up -

PLOT-ADVANCING CHARACTER
(sotto)
I was thirsty so I got a drink
from the fridge… nope. Then
I rinsed the glass and set it on
the shelf… not there either.

Audience~ enters, flustered:

AUDIENCE-SYMPATHETIC CHARACTER
I need to tell you something.

PLOT-ADVANCING CHARACTER
Hm?

Plot~ continues retracing their steps.

AUDIENCE-SYMPATHETIC CHARACTER
Mute~ said something. I can’t make
sense of it but it’s something
important.

PLOT-ADVANCING CHARACTER
Really?
(sotto)
Then I sat down to watch the telly…

AUDIENCE-SYMPATHETIC CHARACTER
Mute~ said, “Beep. Beep. Beeeeep.”

Plot~, already half-way to the LOUNGE, freezes mid-step.

AUDIENCE SYMPATHETIC CHARACTER (CONT’D)
Does that mean anything to you?

TIGHT ON PLOT~ as he turns - and REAL-TIME SLOOOWS DOOOWN -

ANGLE ON MICROWAVE as it counts down - 0:03, 0:02, -

SLO-MO as Plot~ shoves Audience~ aside -

SUPER-TIGHT ON MICROWAVE L.E.D. as it reads 0:01 -

WIDE ON Plot~ in mid-flight, headed straight for the microwave -

SUPER-DUPER-TIGHT ON LAST L.E.D. DIGIT as it switches from 1 to 0 -

MICROWAVE
Beep. Beep. Beeeeep.

One could argue that the external interruption is a mere variation on the knock on the door or ringing telephone that cuts in on an escalating conversation. I agree: there is that about the first device.

But the second device takes it a step further: by removing the deus ex machina, it makes the characters more responsible for their own - and others’ - destinies. It gives a story that circular/holistic/karmic/we’re-all-in-this-together touch.

Y’know, like in real life. But with more guns and car chases and stuff.

100

Sunday, December 30th, 2007

Gosh.

Hundredth post.

I may not have written as much as I wanted to since 1 January 2007 but I’ve -

  • run a total of 558kms (97kms of that sans mongrel);
  • picked up 170 books, comics and scripts, and read 137 right through;
  • and sat down to watch 128 films, DVDs and TV series, and watched 105 right to the (sometimes bitter) end.

‘S not bad. And because it’s that time of the year, I give you a list of notable and recommended reading and viewing experiences (in strict alphabetical order):

As for the running, I do it only so that I fit my clothes.

Happy new year.

Pitch Engine

Sunday, December 9th, 2007

Last week, the mailboxes of New Zealand Writers Guild members, associates and supporters were crossed with the Guild’s revived and renamed quarterly magazine, Pitch Engine. A successor to the quarterly WriteUp that shifted online for a couple of years, PE intends to Get Out There and Build Awareness. Props galore to executive director Steve Gannaway and editor supremo Dara McNaught for getting the mag up and running in a mere few months.

Issue One includes interviews and articles from the likes of Outrageous Fortune creators James Griffin and Rachel Lang, The Ferryman and Stickmen scribe Nick Ward, and Facelift and Futile Attraction writer Benedict Reid.

Available at a Whitcoulls or Paper Plus near you.

(Disclosure:  Yes, I have a couple of articles in there - one I’d impulsively pitched on the spot to them (and then had to deliver), and the other an amalgam of these two posts.)