{"id":109,"date":"2008-01-14T06:52:25","date_gmt":"2008-01-13T18:52:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dfmamea.com\/blog\/2008\/01\/14\/ive-got-something-to-tell-you\/"},"modified":"2012-09-23T15:54:28","modified_gmt":"2012-09-23T03:54:28","slug":"ive-got-something-to-tell-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dfmamea.com\/blog\/ive-got-something-to-tell-you\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;ve Got Something To Tell You"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You know the point in the movie where the AUDIENCE-SYMPATHETIC CHARACTER, already keeping the peace between PLOT-ADVANCING CHARACTER and MUTE-UNTIL-NECESSARY CHARACTER, realises that Mute~ has <i>crucial information that will affect the outcome of the film<\/i> and so does the obvious thing:<\/p>\n<div class=\"scrippet\">\n<p class=\"character\">AUDIENCE-SYMPATHETIC CHARACTER<\/p>\n<p class=\"parenthetical\">(to Plot-Advancing Character)<\/p>\n<p class=\"dialogue\">I need to tell you something &#8211;<\/p>\n<p class=\"character\">PLOT-ADVANCING CHARACTER<\/p>\n<p class=\"dialogue\">I don&#8217;t have time for this &#8211;<\/p>\n<p class=\"character\">AUDIENCE-SYMPATHETIC CHARACTER<\/p>\n<p class=\"dialogue\">But it&#8217;s important!<\/p>\n<p class=\"character\">PLOT-ADVANCING CHARACTER<\/p>\n<p class=\"parenthetical\">(claps hands over ears)<\/p>\n<p class=\"dialogue\">LALALALALALALALALA!<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p>Moments like these are vital for there to be suspense, victory and\/or tragedy down the line.  But it&#8217;s about as tired and welcome as the telephone call from someone with vital information <i>who won&#8217;t spill it over the damned &#8216;phone<\/i>.<\/p>\n<p>If I was watching an okay to great movie or T.V. ep and one of these exchanges turned up, the whole thing was spoiled for me.  (Nowadays I&#8217;m a little more forgiving.)  Then a couple of movies seemed to turn the tide.  I watched them so many times that, whether I wanted to or not, I&#8217;d <i>studied<\/i> them.  Two things I learned from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/name\/nm0000116\/\" target=\"_blank\">James Cameron<\/a>&#8216;s <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/The_Terminator\" target=\"_blank\">The Terminator<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Aliens_(film)\" target=\"_blank\">Aliens<\/a>:<\/p>\n<p><b>One:<\/b>&nbsp; if there&#8217;s potential film-ends-right-now information to be exchanged, introduce an external interruption &#8211;<\/p>\n<div class=\"scrippet\">\n<p class=\"character\">AUDIENCE-SYMPATHETIC CHARACTER<\/p>\n<p class=\"dialogue\">I need to tell you something &#8211;<\/p>\n<p class=\"character\">PLOT-ADVANCING CHARACTER<\/p>\n<p class=\"dialogue\">I&#8217;m all ears.<\/p>\n<p class=\"action\">A passing .50 CALIBRE SNIPER ROUND vaporizes Plot~&#8217;s head.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p><b>Two:<\/b>&nbsp; even better, make the external interruption the pay-off of a much earlier character set-up &#8211;<\/p>\n<div class=\"scrippet\">\n<p class=\"character\">PLOT-ADVANCING CHARACTER<\/p>\n<p class=\"parenthetical\">(sotto)<\/p>\n<p class=\"dialogue\">I was thirsty so I got a drink from the fridge&#46;&#46;&#46;  nope.  Then I rinsed the glass and set it on the shelf&#46;&#46;&#46; not there either.<\/p>\n<p class=\"action\">Audience~ enters, flustered:<\/p>\n<p class=\"character\">AUDIENCE-SYMPATHETIC CHARACTER<\/p>\n<p class=\"dialogue\">I need to tell you something.<\/p>\n<p class=\"character\">PLOT-ADVANCING CHARACTER<\/p>\n<p class=\"dialogue\">Hm?<\/p>\n<p class=\"action\">Plot~ continues retracing their steps.<\/p>\n<p class=\"character\">AUDIENCE-SYMPATHETIC CHARACTER<\/p>\n<p class=\"dialogue\">Mute~ said something.  I can&#8217;t make sense of it but it&#8217;s something <u>important<\/u>.<\/p>\n<p class=\"character\">PLOT-ADVANCING CHARACTER<\/p>\n<p class=\"dialogue\">Really?<\/p>\n<p class=\"parenthetical\">(sotto)<\/p>\n<p class=\"dialogue\">Then I sat down to watch the telly&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n<p class=\"character\">AUDIENCE-SYMPATHETIC CHARACTER<\/p>\n<p class=\"dialogue\">Mute~ said, &#8220;Beep.  Beep.  Beeeeep.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p class=\"action\">Plot~, already half-way to the LOUNGE, freezes mid-step.<\/p>\n<p class=\"character\">AUDIENCE SYMPATHETIC CHARACTER<\/p>\n<p class=\"dialogue\">Does that mean anything to you?<\/p>\n<p class=\"action\">TIGHT ON PLOT~ as he turns &#8211; and REAL-TIME SLOOOWS DOOOWN &#8211;<\/p>\n<p class=\"action\">ANGLE ON MICROWAVE as it counts down &#8211; 0:03, 0:02, &#8211;<\/p>\n<p class=\"action\">SLO-MO as Plot~ shoves Audience~ aside &#8211;<\/p>\n<p class=\"action\">SUPER-TIGHT ON MICROWAVE L.E.D. as it reads 0:01 &#8211;<\/p>\n<p class=\"action\">WIDE ON Plot~ in mid-flight, headed straight for the microwave &#8211;<\/p>\n<p class=\"action\">SUPER-DUPER-TIGHT ON LAST L.E.D. DIGIT as it switches from 1 to 0 &#8211;<\/p>\n<p class=\"character\">MICROWAVE<\/p>\n<p class=\"dialogue\">Beep.  Beep.  Beeeeep.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p>One could argue that the external interruption is a mere variation on the knock on the door or ringing telephone that cuts in on an escalating conversation.  I agree: there is that about the first device.<\/p>\n<p>But the second device takes it a step further:  by removing the <i>deus ex machina<\/i>, it makes the characters more responsible for their own &#8211; and others&#8217; &#8211; destinies.  It gives a story that circular\/holistic\/karmic\/we&#8217;re-all-in-this-together touch.<\/p>\n<p>Y&#8217;know, like in real life.  But with more guns and car chases and stuff.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You know the point in the movie where the AUDIENCE-SYMPATHETIC CHARACTER, already keeping the peace between PLOT-ADVANCING CHARACTER and MUTE-UNTIL-NECESSARY CHARACTER, realises that Mute~ has crucial information that will affect the outcome of the film and so does the obvious thing: AUDIENCE-SYMPATHETIC CHARACTER (to Plot-Advancing Character) I need to tell you something &#8211; PLOT-ADVANCING CHARACTER &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/dfmamea.com\/blog\/ive-got-something-to-tell-you\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;I&#8217;ve Got Something To Tell You&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[9,4],"tags":[205,90,98,668,667,669],"class_list":["post-109","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-film","category-scriptwriting","tag-aliens","tag-james-cameron","tag-plot-device","tag-suspense","tag-tension","tag-the-terminator"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dfmamea.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/109","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dfmamea.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dfmamea.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dfmamea.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dfmamea.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=109"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/dfmamea.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/109\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3074,"href":"https:\/\/dfmamea.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/109\/revisions\/3074"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dfmamea.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=109"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dfmamea.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=109"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dfmamea.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=109"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}