{"id":141,"date":"2008-04-04T18:04:46","date_gmt":"2008-04-04T06:04:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dfmamea.com\/blog\/2008\/04\/04\/the-end-of-civilization-portent-1027\/"},"modified":"2013-02-23T11:54:37","modified_gmt":"2013-02-22T22:54:37","slug":"the-end-of-civilization-portent-1027","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dfmamea.com\/blog\/the-end-of-civilization-portent-1027\/","title":{"rendered":"The End of Civilization &#8211; Portent #1027"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Goddess and I were at the Meola Cafe for lunch earlier today.  I found a table &#8211; and discovered on the table next to it a wallet that appeared to have been forgotten by an earlier patron.  Being the colour I am, I waited for The Goddess to pick it up and hand it in to the proprietor.<\/p>\n<p>The Earlier Patron returned from wherever and sat at the table where I&#8217;d found the wallet.<\/p>\n<div class=\"scrippet\">\n<p class=\"character\">ME<\/p>\n<p class=\"dialogue\">Were you sitting there?<\/p>\n<p class=\"character\">EARLIER PATRON<\/p>\n<p class=\"dialogue\">Yes.<\/p>\n<p class=\"character\">ME<\/p>\n<p class=\"dialogue\">Is that <\/p>\n<p class=\"parenthetical\">(The Goddess very handily showed the wallet)<\/p>\n<p class=\"dialogue\">your wallet?<\/p>\n<p class=\"character\">EARLIER PATRON<\/p>\n<p class=\"dialogue\">Yes, it is.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p>He took the wallet and resumed his coffee drinking.<\/p>\n<p><i>You&#8217;re fucking welcome, dickhead.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>UPDATE:  Earlier Patron\/Dickhead runs the place.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Goddess and I were at the Meola Cafe for lunch earlier today. I found a table &#8211; and discovered on the table next to it a wallet that appeared to have been forgotten by an earlier patron. Being the colour I am, I waited for The Goddess to pick it up and hand it &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/dfmamea.com\/blog\/the-end-of-civilization-portent-1027\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;The End of Civilization &#8211; Portent #1027&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[899],"class_list":["post-141","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-scriptwriting","tag-rudeness"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dfmamea.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/141","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dfmamea.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dfmamea.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dfmamea.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dfmamea.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=141"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/dfmamea.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/141\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3394,"href":"https:\/\/dfmamea.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/141\/revisions\/3394"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dfmamea.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=141"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dfmamea.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=141"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dfmamea.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=141"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}