{"id":1483,"date":"2011-04-13T21:00:13","date_gmt":"2011-04-13T09:00:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dfmamea.com\/blog\/?p=1483"},"modified":"2011-04-13T21:00:13","modified_gmt":"2011-04-13T09:00:13","slug":"beethoven-2008-2011","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dfmamea.com\/blog\/beethoven-2008-2011\/","title":{"rendered":"Beethoven  2008-2011"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/dfmamea.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/Beethoven2008.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/dfmamea.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/Beethoven2008-225x300.jpg?resize=225%2C300\" alt=\"\" title=\"Beethoven2008\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1490\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s something I like about this pic of Beethoven:  the speed blur, the beady-freaking eye -. I know: her hope that there&#8217;s food beside the camera.<\/p>\n<p>Last Sunday, a dog &#8211; the same one as <a href=\"http:\/\/dfmamea.com\/blog\/2008\/09\/09\/a-warm-egg\/\">last time<\/a> &#8211; breached Fortress Mamea and attacked Beethoven.  I&#8217;ve tried to write up the circumstances of the discovery a few times now but they kept yanking the post  &#8211; understandably &#8211; into righteous and incandescent <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Punisher\" target=\"_blank\">Frank Castle<\/a> revenge fantasies.<\/p>\n<p>So.  A dog got another of our chickens.  This one I had to put out of her misery.  I&#8217;m still quite angry at how avoidable it all could have been but what&#8217;s done is done.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/dfmamea.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/TheChickens2011.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/dfmamea.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/TheChickens2011-300x225.jpg?resize=300%2C225\" alt=\"\" title=\"TheChickens2011\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1486\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Beethoven was the oldest of our current squadron and, although not the brightest or most interesting, was a big fan of The Goddess&#8217; garden (it led, at times, to some stern heart-to-hearts between them) and never passed up the offer of crickets and worms found on the property.<\/p>\n<p>She may have been just a chicken.<\/p>\n<p>But she was one of The Goddess&#8217; chickens.<\/p>\n<p>She is missed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There&#8217;s something I like about this pic of Beethoven: the speed blur, the beady-freaking eye -. I know: her hope that there&#8217;s food beside the camera. Last Sunday, a dog &#8211; the same one as last time &#8211; breached Fortress Mamea and attacked Beethoven. I&#8217;ve tried to write up the circumstances of the discovery a &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/dfmamea.com\/blog\/beethoven-2008-2011\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Beethoven  2008-2011&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[193],"tags":[192,14],"class_list":["post-1483","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stuff","tag-beethoven","tag-chickens"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dfmamea.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1483","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dfmamea.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dfmamea.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dfmamea.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dfmamea.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1483"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dfmamea.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1483\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dfmamea.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1483"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dfmamea.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1483"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dfmamea.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1483"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}