{"id":1725,"date":"2011-11-25T23:30:18","date_gmt":"2011-11-25T10:30:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dfmamea.com\/blog\/?p=1725"},"modified":"2011-11-25T23:30:18","modified_gmt":"2011-11-25T10:30:18","slug":"morph","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dfmamea.com\/blog\/morph\/","title":{"rendered":"Morph"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The chickens provide fodder for tall tales in Fortress Mamea.<br \/>\n<img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.dfmamea.com\/images\/PouleRoll.jpg?resize=525%2C394\" title=\"Avian roll call at Fortress Mamea\" class=\"alignnone\" width=\"525\" height=\"394\" \/><br \/>\nYesterday, the Goddess returned home late and asked, &#8220;Did anyone feed the chickens?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The <strike>Children<\/strike> Teens ignored her aural query, preferring their online and cellular communications.  I allowed the pause to lengthen until I finally said, &#8220;They were picketing with signs demanding <i>No GST on Fruit and Veges<\/i> and <i>$15 Minimum Wage NOW<\/i>, so I confiscated the placards and fed the buggers.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The Goddess gave me a gentle peck of thanks.  &#8220;A simple yes would have sufficed.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Where&#8217;s the fun in that?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The chickens provide fodder for tall tales in Fortress Mamea. Yesterday, the Goddess returned home late and asked, &#8220;Did anyone feed the chickens?&#8221; The Children Teens ignored her aural query, preferring their online and cellular communications. I allowed the pause to lengthen until I finally said, &#8220;They were picketing with signs demanding No GST on &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/dfmamea.com\/blog\/morph\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Morph&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[14],"class_list":["post-1725","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-scriptwriting","tag-chickens"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dfmamea.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1725","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dfmamea.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dfmamea.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dfmamea.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dfmamea.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1725"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dfmamea.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1725\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dfmamea.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1725"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dfmamea.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1725"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dfmamea.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1725"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}