{"id":2178,"date":"2012-04-28T09:37:30","date_gmt":"2012-04-27T21:37:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dfmamea.com\/blog\/?p=2178"},"modified":"2012-04-28T09:37:30","modified_gmt":"2012-04-27T21:37:30","slug":"goodbye-my-feleni-shared-custody","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dfmamea.com\/blog\/goodbye-my-feleni-shared-custody\/","title":{"rendered":"GOODBYE MY FELENI: Shared Custody"},"content":{"rendered":"
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INT. PRODUCER’S OFFICE – DAY<\/p>\n

TIGHT ON WRITER, lower lip trembling.<\/p>\n

WRITER<\/p>\n

You’re what<\/u>?<\/p>\n

PRODUCER<\/p>\n

Oh don’t be a sookie –<\/p>\n

WRITER<\/p>\n

You’re<\/u> swanning off to who-knows-where so I<\/u> have to deal directly with the director –<\/p>\n

PRODUCER<\/p>\n

Shut up and have a Chupachup.<\/p>\n

The Writer crosses his arms. Looks meaningfully at a corner of the Producer’s desk.<\/p>\n

The Producer follows the Writer’s eyes.<\/p>\n

Beat lengthens.<\/p>\n

PRODUCER<\/p>\n

If I have to reach into that drawer, you better drop the tears and trembly lips.<\/p>\n

The Writer’s lips tighten, then tremble again. They tighten.<\/p>\n

The Producer opens the DRAWER – we see only a faint glow from its contents – as --<\/p>\n

PRODUCER<\/p>\n

(as if to a dog)<\/p>\n

Who’s a good boy?<\/p>\n

OUT ON WRITER.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

INT. PRODUCER’S OFFICE – DAY TIGHT ON WRITER, lower lip trembling. WRITER You’re what? PRODUCER Oh don’t be a sookie – WRITER You’re swanning off to who-knows-where so I have to deal directly with the director – PRODUCER Shut up and have a Chupachup. The Writer crosses his arms. Looks meaningfully at a corner of … <\/p>\n

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