{"id":26,"date":"2006-12-24T23:59:54","date_gmt":"2006-12-24T11:59:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dfmamea.com\/blog\/2006\/12\/24\/three-garden-implements\/"},"modified":"2012-07-27T14:10:11","modified_gmt":"2012-07-27T02:10:11","slug":"three-garden-implements","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dfmamea.com\/blog\/three-garden-implements\/","title":{"rendered":"Three Garden Implements"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I hate this time of year. The forced bonhomie. The wall-to-wall-and-floor-to-ceiling advertising to Just Buy It. Family obligations. Where&#8217;s the love? What happened to &#8220;it&#8217;s the thought that counts&#8221;?<\/p>\n<p>Anyway. <strong>Bah. Humbug.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll be back in 2007, so until then, a merry freakin&#8217; Christmas, and a happy New Year to you and yours.<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>Manuia.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I hate this time of year. The forced bonhomie. The wall-to-wall-and-floor-to-ceiling advertising to Just Buy It. Family obligations. Where&#8217;s the love? What happened to &#8220;it&#8217;s the thought that counts&#8221;? Anyway. Bah. Humbug. I&#8217;ll be back in 2007, so until then, a merry freakin&#8217; Christmas, and a happy New Year to you and yours. Manuia.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-26","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-scriptwriting"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dfmamea.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dfmamea.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dfmamea.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dfmamea.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dfmamea.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=26"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/dfmamea.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2688,"href":"https:\/\/dfmamea.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26\/revisions\/2688"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dfmamea.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=26"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dfmamea.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=26"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dfmamea.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=26"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}