{"id":3436,"date":"2013-03-09T07:00:24","date_gmt":"2013-03-08T18:00:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dfmamea.com\/?p=3436"},"modified":"2013-03-09T07:01:10","modified_gmt":"2013-03-08T18:01:10","slug":"the-kitten","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dfmamea.com\/blog\/the-kitten\/","title":{"rendered":"The Kitten"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"130222_The_Kitten\"<\/a><\/p>\n

After the departure of The Cat<\/a> last year, the rat population expanded and some damage was done to Tilly the Dishwasher AND THE GODDESS<\/strong> WAS NOT HAPPY. Messengers were sent to the two corners of Auckland where there are animal refuges, and a connect at a southern outpost<\/a> mentioned a certain fearless kitten with the kennel-name of Tango.<\/p>\n

The name was a promising sign for us: The Goddess and I like to do a mean tango at the local RSA<\/a> on occasion. Within hours of receipt of news of A Kitten Called Tango looking for a home, The Goddess, The Girl<\/b> and I visited the said kitten. The Goddess and Girl were immediately smitten by the bundle of tortoiseshell fur and claws; I insisted on a ninety day trial period.<\/p>\n

The Kitten<\/b> joined the Fortress Mamea workforce in mid-February. In her first week, she quickly taught The Dog<\/b> that she was not a feline to be trifled with, while as part of her familiarisation with the fortress layout, she investigated my workspace and, with careful paw placement, initiated a search for “cccoooolllll” on the MacbookPro. \u00a0I halved the trial period to 45 days.<\/p>\n

In The Kitten’s third week, I had a bit of a plink with a few pieces from the armoury. This was my effort for the afternoon:<\/p>\n

\"Target\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Without any prompting from me, The Kitten joined in:<\/p>\n

\"130403_Cat_target_redacted\"<\/a><\/p>\n

A bit high with a whisker of a pull to the left but that sub-1.5-inch group spells eschaton for local vermin.<\/p>\n

The Kitten stays<\/i>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

After the departure of The Cat last year, the rat population expanded and some damage was done to Tilly the Dishwasher AND THE GODDESS WAS NOT HAPPY. Messengers were sent to the two corners of Auckland where there are animal refuges, and a connect at a southern outpost mentioned a certain fearless kitten with the … <\/p>\n

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