{"id":3846,"date":"2013-10-31T18:09:33","date_gmt":"2013-10-31T05:09:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dfmamea.com\/?p=3846"},"modified":"2016-10-04T22:38:43","modified_gmt":"2016-10-04T09:38:43","slug":"31-october","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dfmamea.com\/blog\/31-october\/","title":{"rendered":"31 October"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ah crap: <a href=\"http:\/\/dfmamea.com\/2009\/11\/03\/boo\/\" target=\"_blank\">that day<\/a> of the year again.<\/p>\n<p>When <b>The Goddess<\/b> won&#8217;t allow trap-a-treaters \u2014<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Punji_stick\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/upload.wikimedia.org\/wikipedia\/commons\/thumb\/0\/01\/Punji_stake_pit.jpg\/598px-Punji_stake_pit.jpg\" width=\"598\" height=\"480\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 or a vaguely themed obstacle course \u2014<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Barbed_tape\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/upload.wikimedia.org\/wikipedia\/commons\/d\/d9\/Razor_Wire_Bunch.JPG\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 this evening&#8217;s roamers and their chaperones will get just one warning:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/dfmamea.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/Photo0436.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-3850 size-large\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/dfmamea.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/Photo0436-640x480.jpg?resize=525%2C394\" alt=\"FuckOffWillYa\" width=\"525\" height=\"394\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/dfmamea.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/Photo0436.jpg?resize=640%2C480&amp;ssl=1 640w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/dfmamea.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/Photo0436.jpg?resize=768%2C576&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/dfmamea.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/Photo0436.jpg?resize=1536%2C1152&amp;ssl=1 1536w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/dfmamea.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/Photo0436.jpg?w=1600&amp;ssl=1 1600w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/dfmamea.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/Photo0436.jpg?w=1050&amp;ssl=1 1050w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 525px) 100vw, 525px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Yeah whatever.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ah crap: that day of the year again. When The Goddess won&#8217;t allow trap-a-treaters \u2014 \u2014 or a vaguely themed obstacle course \u2014 \u2014 this evening&#8217;s roamers and their chaperones will get just one warning: Yeah whatever.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[193],"tags":[1020,100,1021,287],"class_list":["post-3846","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stuff","tag-barbed-tape","tag-halloween","tag-punji-stick","tag-the-goddess"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dfmamea.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3846","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dfmamea.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dfmamea.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dfmamea.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dfmamea.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3846"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/dfmamea.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3846\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4712,"href":"https:\/\/dfmamea.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3846\/revisions\/4712"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dfmamea.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3846"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dfmamea.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3846"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dfmamea.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3846"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}