{"id":4720,"date":"2016-10-05T12:19:32","date_gmt":"2016-10-04T23:19:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dfmamea.com\/?p=4720"},"modified":"2016-10-05T12:19:32","modified_gmt":"2016-10-04T23:19:32","slug":"lop","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dfmamea.com\/blog\/lop\/","title":{"rendered":"Lop"},"content":{"rendered":"

I was working in the keep\u00a0the other morning when I turned in my chair and saw a large grey shape in the doorway and thought,\u00a0[EXPLETIVES], that is one big [EXPLETIVES] rat!<\/em><\/p>\n

Then it lopped away at\u00a0my big girly gasp which\u00a0roused The Dog<\/strong> and\u00a0The Puppy<\/strong>, and after some running and hopping\u00a0and hiding, the interloper was captured alive.<\/p>\n

\"Nice<\/a>
The interloper, dubbed Stu, in captivity.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

We’re not sure\u00a0how the rabbit\u00a0got into the fortress. Presuming it gained entry through the cat flap by the dining hall, it\u00a0made it past our\u00a0presumably sleeping guard hounds\u00a0(their performance against their KPIs will be noted accordingly) to reach\u00a0the keep which is at the opposite end of the building. I suspect\u00a0The Kitten<\/strong>\u00a0brought it in for some playtime but the rabbit is unmarked.<\/p>\n

Anyhoo, we have a rabbit in Fortress Mamea. And it’s a cutie.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I was working in the keep\u00a0the other morning when I turned in my chair and saw a large grey shape in the doorway and thought,\u00a0[EXPLETIVES], that is one big [EXPLETIVES] rat! Then it lopped away at\u00a0my big girly gasp which\u00a0roused The Dog and\u00a0The Puppy, and after some running and hopping\u00a0and hiding, the interloper was captured … <\/p>\n

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