{"id":4996,"date":"2017-04-15T22:10:22","date_gmt":"2017-04-15T10:10:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dfmamea.com\/blog\/?p=4996"},"modified":"2017-04-22T22:12:40","modified_gmt":"2017-04-22T10:12:40","slug":"wayback","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dfmamea.com\/blog\/wayback\/","title":{"rendered":"Wayback"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure style=\"width: 499px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"http:\/\/pinchmysalt.com\/how-to-cut-an-onion-with-fewer-tears-a-photo-tutorial\/\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-large\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/pinchmysalt.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/10\/img_6709-version-2.jpg?resize=499%2C333\" width=\"499\" height=\"333\" \/><\/a><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">Photo: www.pinchmysalt.com<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Last Friday was pizza night (yes, we still have\u00a0a <a href=\"http:\/\/dfmamea.com\/blog\/2007\/03\/03\/schedules-and-deadlines\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">pizza night<\/a>), and\u00a0I was chopping onions\u00a0when\u00a0Bobby Brown&#8217;s\u00a0<em>Every Little Step\u00a0<\/em>came on through my headphones.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/P0FKzPfsxA4\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>I was happily chopping and singing \u2014 including each and every whoop and holler \u2014 when I realised half-way through that I knew every goddamned word of that song and it must&#8217;ve been at least twenty years since I last heard (and danced) to it.<\/p>\n<p>The moral of this post? Some things can not be un-remembered.<\/p>\n<p>Bonus moral? Don&#8217;t bust any dance\u00a0moves whilst holding\u00a0a kitchen knife.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last Friday was pizza night (yes, we still have\u00a0a pizza night), and\u00a0I was chopping onions\u00a0when\u00a0Bobby Brown&#8217;s\u00a0Every Little Step\u00a0came on through my headphones. I was happily chopping and singing \u2014 including each and every whoop and holler \u2014 when I realised half-way through that I knew every goddamned word of that song and it must&#8217;ve been &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/dfmamea.com\/blog\/wayback\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Wayback&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[193],"tags":[1248,1249],"class_list":["post-4996","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stuff","tag-bobby-brown","tag-every-little-step"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dfmamea.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4996","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dfmamea.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dfmamea.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dfmamea.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dfmamea.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4996"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/dfmamea.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4996\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4998,"href":"https:\/\/dfmamea.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4996\/revisions\/4998"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dfmamea.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4996"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dfmamea.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4996"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dfmamea.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4996"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}