{"id":5311,"date":"2018-02-24T12:00:51","date_gmt":"2018-02-23T23:00:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dfmamea.com\/blog\/?p=5311"},"modified":"2018-03-05T18:37:28","modified_gmt":"2018-03-05T05:37:28","slug":"still-life-with-chickens-fortnight-hence","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dfmamea.com\/blog\/still-life-with-chickens-fortnight-hence\/","title":{"rendered":"STILL LIFE WITH CHICKENS: a fortnight hence"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mceTemp\"><\/div>\n<p>I looked at the calendar and saw with some shock that the first performance is less than a fortnight away.<\/p>\n<p><em>Less than a fortnight.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Until I can figure what else to blog about, here&#8217;s some <a href=\"https:\/\/www.google.co.nz\/search?q=kfc+chicken+in+a+bucket&amp;source=lnms&amp;tbm=isch&amp;sa=X&amp;ved=0ahUKEwjGveDjutTZAhVIS7wKHfi6DUYQ_AUICigB&amp;biw=1111&amp;bih=581\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">chicken in a bucket<\/a> for you:<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-5316\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/dfmamea.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/Chicken.jpg?resize=434%2C480\" alt=\"\" width=\"434\" height=\"480\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I looked at the calendar and saw with some shock that the first performance is less than a fortnight away. Less than a fortnight. Until I can figure what else to blog about, here&#8217;s some chicken in a bucket for you:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[4,23],"tags":[1210],"class_list":["post-5311","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-scriptwriting","category-theatre","tag-still-life-with-chickens"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dfmamea.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5311","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dfmamea.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dfmamea.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dfmamea.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dfmamea.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5311"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/dfmamea.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5311\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5318,"href":"https:\/\/dfmamea.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5311\/revisions\/5318"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dfmamea.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5311"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dfmamea.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5311"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dfmamea.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5311"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}