{"id":620,"date":"2009-08-19T16:58:53","date_gmt":"2009-08-19T04:58:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dfmamea.com\/blog\/?p=620"},"modified":"2009-08-19T16:58:53","modified_gmt":"2009-08-19T04:58:53","slug":"hair","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dfmamea.com\/blog\/hair\/","title":{"rendered":"Hair"},"content":{"rendered":"

Lately I’ve noticed that when I’m driving about, I’ve been hunched over the wheel, peering over my knuckles.<\/p>\n

My eyesight’s okay. Ditto my back.<\/p>\n

It’s my hair.<\/p>\n

The same hair I haven’t referred to since last freaking month<\/a>. What’d I say back then? Piece of piss<\/i>. O sham modesty – meet my life.<\/p>\n

It’s not that my hair is so long that it’s hanging over my eyes.<\/p>\n

It’s that it feels weird whenever I lean my head against the headrest<\/i>. Scratch weird: this amount of hair is bloody unnatural<\/b>.<\/p>\n

So. Now that the film festival is out of the way, marauding parents have returned to their usual place of residence, and a couple of large-ish paid tasks have settled down… I’ve got until the end of the month.<\/p>\n

Hoo-ah.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Lately I’ve noticed that when I’m driving about, I’ve been hunched over the wheel, peering over my knuckles. My eyesight’s okay. Ditto my back. It’s my hair. The same hair I haven’t referred to since last freaking month. What’d I say back then? Piece of piss. O sham modesty – meet my life. It’s not … <\/p>\n

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