{"id":639,"date":"2009-09-18T19:00:07","date_gmt":"2009-09-18T07:00:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dfmamea.com\/blog\/?p=639"},"modified":"2009-09-18T19:00:07","modified_gmt":"2009-09-18T07:00:07","slug":"son-of-hair","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dfmamea.com\/blog\/son-of-hair\/","title":{"rendered":"Son of Hair"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure style=\"width: 450px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Hey, it was the late Eighties: Mel Gibson in Lethal Weapon (1987).\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.btvision.bt.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/lethal2_450.jpg?resize=450%2C337\" title=\"Hey, it was the late Eighties: Mel Gibson in Lethal Weapon (1987).\" width=\"450\" height=\"337\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">Hey, it was the late Eighties: Mel Gibson in Lethal Weapon (1987).<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Why is it that when <b>Mel<\/b> has a freaking <i>mullet<\/i>, he&#8217;s manly and&#8230; whatever masculine thingie, but on me, it looks like I&#8217;ve an amorous armadillo on my scalp?<\/p>\n<figure style=\"width: 409px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"...\" src=\"\/images\/Armadillo.jpg\" title=\"Armadillo\" width=\"409\" height=\"628\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">...<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Riddle me that, goddammit.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Why is it that when Mel has a freaking mullet, he&#8217;s manly and&#8230; whatever masculine thingie, but on me, it looks like I&#8217;ve an amorous armadillo on my scalp? Riddle me that, goddammit.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-639","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-scriptwriting"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dfmamea.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/639","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dfmamea.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dfmamea.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dfmamea.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dfmamea.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=639"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dfmamea.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/639\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dfmamea.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=639"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dfmamea.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=639"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dfmamea.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=639"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}