As the end credits rolled, I turned to The Goddess and said, Well, and she loooked at me and said Well, and we hugged each other because it was nice to get out and support local business.
In an unprecedented move in our relationship, we returned forthwith to Fortress Mamea and watched the following two films in very short order:
It was an exhausting, essential cleansing process but well worth the time.
Postscript: Chris W at The Editing Room deconstructs the film perfectly, with my favourite abridged script line being:
CHARLIZE invites NOOMI and LOGAN to her FORESHADOWING ROOM.