Applications and submissions for contests or funding or plain ol’ attention sometimes require a paragraph on the supplicant.
Here’s a placeholder I stumbled across in my archives. I wish I could remember what medication I was on when I drafted it.
NINA T survived three tours of duty in Afghanistan, and a tour in Iraq, with the French Foreign Legion. Readjusting to the peace-loving ways of her homeland Nouvelle Zelandia, she has found an outlet for her post-traumatic stress disorder through her plays Killjoy (2006) and Mindfuck (2008). She is currently serving a preventative sentence for her current project, as yet untitled, which she describes as “a thematic discourse on the trajectory of 5.56mm full metal jacketed rounds through the human body”.
… Maybe you had to be there.