“To’ona’i” Pre-prod Day -5

This is the spirit: five adult males squeeze into a family station-wagon and travel the general Auckland area on a technical recce.  (Reality check:  it wasn’t always five, mostly it was four; and by ‘general Auckland area’ I mean from Mangere Bridge to Grey Lynn and some in between.)

You know those pics they show of directors squinting through a viewfinder?  Got introduced to one today.  They’re called a ‘chewey’ (phonetic – no idea how they spell it normally) (best guess from the pros on its etymology was that it helps the director and DP ‘choose’ lenses).  I felt rather directorly as I gingerly held it and squinted through it.

Six hours of driving and looking and talking.  But as Mr Forster pointed out, the hard yards that are put in during pre-production means less headaches, surprises and drama during actual production.  Being the lazy-arse that I am, I just wish someone else could do it on my behalf.

I don’t remember any of this kind of stuff being shown in the making-of shows of my distant youth.  You just saw the director arrive on set in a supercar, given a coffee as he strolled to the set-up where everyone’s dutifully waiting, taking his personalised seat, and yelling ‘action!’.

Maybe on the next production.

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“To’ona’i” Pre-prod Day -6

‘S late and I’m bone tired.

Two items of note today –

HODs’ MEETING – Wow.  So this is what happens when pre-prod goes the way it’s supposed to.  Our 1AD has sorted out a tentative schedule where we shoot out the cast members whose availability shrunk when the shoot dates moved.  And the various HODs got to say what they needed, find out what their fellow HODs needed, and more often than not, through the two degrees of separation because of the small industry here, provide solutions to problems, concerns or needs.  I want to hug everyone; I refrain.

WORKSHOP – Blocked some scenes with the actors.  Didn’t have time in the forty-eight hours since the reading/workshop to revise the script like I’d hoped but the blocking and workshop was just brill’.  “Ah,” I nodded to myself in whatever scene, “so that’s why she does that.”  It was nice to see the pages brought to life – even at half-energy ’cause we’re just workshopping, y’know – and to have the opportunity to shape the scenes.  And always find new things that the actors bring to the roles and the story.

Not that it was all sweetness and light.  Some scenes turned out to be exceedingly short.  Some snippets of dialogue were painfully long.

But it’s fine – I’ve got a bit of time to revise the script.  Maybe not work the revisions through with the actors before the cameras roll.  But when they’re done, they’ll be an improvement on what I think were already pretty strong bones.

Okay:  optimism is high but measured.

High because I’ll admit I’m a little bit excited by this venture.  (The moment’ll pass.)

Measured because I’ve just realised that I’m overdue to sort out post-production workflow.  We shoot in six days.  Four of those are the long Easter weekend.

I think it’s time to start delegating.

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“To’ona’i” – Pre-prod Day -7

Deja vu: we’re a full week out from shoot.

Last night was a read-through with the cast, with Mr Hargreaves, Ms Oliver and Mr Forster attending. Read-throughs are always interesting. Actors will either read their lines flat, conserving their energy, or with a bit of energy to feel out whoever they’re trading lines with. For my part, I have to remember that a read-through is just that: everyone literally reading through the script out loud. It’s not the place to give notes; it’s a time to note secretly to yourself what’s dead in the script and to get a feel for how the actors are approaching their characters.

After the read-through there was a Q&A where relationships were discussed and defined. I used to dread such conversations. I used to think, I, the Writor, have conured these words to come out of the mouths of yon characters, and they are what they are. Actors need more than that. As do the production designer (“What sort of vibe do you want in this location?”), the cinematographer (“How do you want to pace this scene?”) and so on.

Sure, it’s fun to quote Harrison Ford‘s “acting school of ‘let’s pretend'” and write actors off as a bunch of high-maintenance nonces but remember that they’re not just your mouth-piece – nor are they some Hitchcockian puppet who must respect your authoritah.

They’re a fellow collaborator.

Treat and direct ’em right, and they’ll make you look good.

Enough pre-prod avoidance. Kirk out.

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Box Watch: “The Wire”

Over in the States, David Simon‘s The Wire has come to an end.

With reactions ranging from TeeVee‘s conscious avoidance (understandable – when someone tells me I must see, I absolutely shall not) to the WGGB‘s solemn last call, I can’t wait for it to get here.  Once I’ve seen Season 3 onwards, of course.

(I think Season 3 just started screening here. At 1225am on Mondays.) (And broadcasters wonder why people use Bittorrent.)

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“To’ona’i” – Pre-prod Day -8 (revised)

Yes, campers, you read that right:  we’ve been pushed back two days.

Ah the joys of low-budget film-making.  Better than no-budget film-making.

But, barring -, actually, better not tempt fate.

CAMERA – Mr Meikle is calling in favours and yea, we have vision.  (This gig was to repay a moral debt I owe him; this isn’t quite working out the way I’d intended.)  Just need to confirm that the flesh-puppets actors are still good for the adjusted dates.

AUDIO – Mr Rea had difficulty sourcing an assistant so I offered to grovel to my alma mater.  Gerben Cath very generously listened and has offered to help.

CAST – I was hoping to confirm all five cast members but it’s looking a bit iffy with that damned schedule.  I won’t invite bad juju by invoking the last cast-member’s name.  Not that I’m superstitious or anything.

With the schedule being put back and the amount of pre-prod being ploughed through this week, I’ve even had thoughts of mowing the lawns this long weekend.

Whoa, tiger, go easy, boy.

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“To’ona’i” – Pre-prod Day -7

(No idea if I’ve got the right lingo but this diary’s gonna be cheap and nasty.)

Pre-pre-prod has been ramping up the last couple of weeks.  Fighting over budgets.  Okay, squabbling.  No, fighting.

Whatever, the budget has been stretched as much as it can be.  I thought it was already stretched but it’s amazing where you can find savings.  And still pay people.  And feed them.

Actors – check.

Heads of department – check.

Schedule – in progress, virtually a check.

… Okay.  Camera has been unable to source camera gear.  It looks like shifting the schedule back one day.  I can deal with a day’s delay.  I hope and pray the cast and crew (excluding camera, of course) can handle the delay, too.

It’ll be fine.  I keep telling myself that:  it’ll be fine. It’ll be fine.

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“To’ona’i” Production Diary

What the hell.

This should be interesting.

I can’t just refer to what is taking over my life as a short film for ever.

It’s got a name:  To’ona’i, a short film about a couple of siblings who try to deal with the loss of their older brother.

A month from now, I’ll laugh and maybe even tear up about this time.  For the moment, all I can feel is the pain.

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Interlude

With a week to go before the short film starts shooting, pre-production proper commences tomorrow, and I’m already quite freaked out by the pre-pre-production I’ve been fumbling through these past couple of weeks. And it’s official: my choking dreams started last night, and I expect them to continue until the beast that is production is faced down and danced with.

In the meantime, I’m ducking out of my a New Zealand scriptwriter sharing duties this week with a piece I tried to tease some magazine writing gigs with. Enjoy. Or avoid.

Car Shopping with Vern

My friend Vern1 spent a year dreading – if not downright avoiding – having to drive his 1991 Bluebird import. Each six-monthly warrant of fitness seemed to dredge up more and more expensive repairs, not to mention the coolant leak that always disappeared before a visit to the mechanic. He braced himself for some car shopping, and I2 offered to provide (limited) technical advice and moral support.

Criteria was drawn up. Vern is one of Auckland’s handful of hardy and faithful public transport users, so his new car would be driven mostly in the city and surrounds, with maybe the odd spot of highway cruising. He’s a big guy so a hatchback was out of the question – it had to be a sedan, though a coupe might be considered, with an engine size of between 1.6- and 2.0-litres.

Despite having driven an automatic for the past decade, he was keen to return to a manual transmission. He’d learnt to drive in a manual once upon a time – “‘S like riding a bike, innit?” he asked me. I nodded, about to qualify my answer when some bright shiny thing caught his attention and our conversation moved on.

The hunt began on the internet. Websites were bookmarked. Favourite searches were saved. Picture-laden webpages were printed.

Vern had two-and-a-half weeks of holiday. He wanted to have a new car within the first week so he could spend the rest of his break cruisin’. And so, armed with print-outs of candidates and the ability to pay cash, we hit the car yards.

At the first yard, he was cornered and double-teamed by the salesman and his ‘manager’. “Vern – look at me,” the pompadoured John Rowles-lookalike drawled. “What would it take to get you behind the wheel of that magnificent ’96 Peugeot 206?”

Vern pinched his nose. “It’s a bit out of my price range -.”

“How much have you got to spend, Vern?”

Vern blabbed before I could stop him.

The ‘manager’ – whom I’d spotted washing cars out front – pursed his lips and furrowed his brow majestically. “For you, Vern, I can cut my commission to the bone.” He scribbled on a piece of paper and handed it to Vern. “The Pug’ll be all yours for this much.” When Vern started nodding in serious consideration of the offer, I snatched it out of his hand and saw the figure.

I faked a prior appointment and dragged him away. I’d have preferred to have flicked a fire alarm (too far away) or physically attacked the salesmen (the Goddess would’ve made me feel Very Bad), but it was the best I could think up at the time.

Vern’s a sensitive soul. I always try to keep that in mind. Once we were out of earshot of the yard, I turned to him: “Are you out of your freaking mind?”

“I was only thinking it over.”

“You were nodding.”

“I was?”

Oh yes, he was. I also told him not to give the salespeople any ammunition – like how much money he had to spend, and launched into how, like in “Sin City”, used car salesmen are like hitmen – you could do anything you like to them and not feel guilty. He nodded, chastened, and we moved on.

After a couple of other yards, he test drove a 2001 Mazda Familia that had the engine sounding like it was in the backseat, and a 1999 Citroen coupe that impressed him (“This drives like a dream!” Vern enthused as his compressed bulk gingerly worked the controls).

A 2003 New Zealand-new Nissan Pulsar greeted us at another yard and we set about going for a test-drive. Vern got behind the wheel and froze at the sight of the manual gear knob.

“Could you drive?” he asked sheepishly. “It’s been a while and,” he glanced at the sales office, “I don’t want to bunny-hop out of here.” I stifled a groan as I got out of the car and stomped towards the office.

Much as Vern would’ve liked to have bought a car – sometimes it felt like ‘any car’, as well – on that first day, I had to counsel caution.

It took three days and almost a dozen test-drives – three of them manuals I had to drive myself – before Vern decided on a 2001 Hyundai Elantra manual. Despite coaching on being coy about how much he thought his Bluebird would be worth as a trade-in, he virtually gifted it as a favour to the salesman.

“So you like the Hyundai, eh Vern?” beamed the salesman.

“Excuse us just a minute,” I smiled through gritted teeth.

Vern started babbling about how it was his car and his money but I cut him off: “It’s a manual.”

“I know.”

Besides a brief toe-curling episode in an empty car park, he had not driven it. “Just because I said it drove well, doesn’t mean that I’m the arbiter of test-drives.”

“I know.”

This was too easy. “You are not – I repeat not – gonna put this on me if you change your mind about this car.”

“I won’t.”

I made him say it back to me. I wished I had a tape recorder.

Vern arranged for an independent on-yard vehicle test while we lunched at a local greasy spoon. The report came back positive. And Vern bought himself a new car.

As I drove the Elantra off the lot, Vern said, “I don’t know how I’m gonna be with a manual.”

“What d’you mean? You said it’d be like riding a bike.”

“Well, yeah. It’s just that… I haven’t driven a manual in over twenty years.”

Twenty years?” The Hyundai’s acoustic absorbence left a lot to be desired.

“And I’d only driven for a couple of months before I wrote my car off.” He looked at me. “You wouldn’t mind helping me re-learn how to drive a manual, would you?”

 

1 – Not his real name.

2 – A royal ‘I’: my love and apologies to The Goddess who was actively involved in the process but was written out in this dramatisation.

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Blatant Name Dropping

Earlier in the week I attended Playmarket‘s 2008 Pasifika Playwrights Development Forum. Fellow BREAK survivor and newly appointed Playmarket development coordinator, Jenni Heka, was responsible for my attendance: she’s scary.

In my experience, Pasifika* gatherings have been the last place to have a good time. I’ve felt out of place at them, like I’ve gatecrashed someone’s birthday party. Most have been a combination of boring gabfest, bitch sessions, and/or a mob hysteria where one had to choose sides or get the hell out.

Not so this week. It wasn’t once boring. Instead of “woe is me” rants, we had fire and passion – where outsiders might’ve seen some rabble-rousing radicalism, I saw empowerment by example and vision. And everyone – everyone – was so freaking nice. There was an atmosphere of collegiality, of a common goal of telling Pasifika stories. A feeling of community.

I hadn’t expected to be so inspired: seeing my competition fellow Pasifika creatives making things happen; swapping numbers and email addresses; making contact. Future posts will explore the culture scene thingie (obviously, I’m still sorting it out in my head) but for now I’ll just name drop:

  • Insiders Guide to Happiness lead, Fasitua Amosa (Samoan);
  • Royal Court Theatre head, Ola Animashawun, who provided his dramaturgy services to the forum;
  • Love Handles and Miss South Pacific writer Arnette Arapai (Niue);
  • Actors Equity representative, Teresa Brown;
  • director, screenwriter, fellow guild member, and all-round gentleman, Tony Forster;
  • award-winning playwright and actor Dianna Fuemana (Niue/Samoan);
  • And What Remains writer, Miria George (Rarotongan/Cook Islands);
  • writer, director, producer, comedian and Killa Kokonut, Vela Manusaute (Samoan), who is many things because he simply gets it on;
  • established playwright and currently New Zealand Film Commission development executive, Hone Kouka (Maori);
  • New Zealand acting icon Nathaniel Lees (Samoan);
  • Fulbright scholar and playwright, Victor Rodger (Samoan/Scottish);
  • Phoenix Seve, whose work-in-development In the Name of the Father was given a public reading by professional actors and I was simultaneously electrified and brought to tears – and it’s still in development;
  • BREAK survivor and actor, the irrepressible Bronwyn Turei (Maori);
  • and writer and filmmaker, Louise Tu’u (Samoan), who also showcased some scenes from her work-in development, Providence, which is my must-see for 2008.

So many names that I recognised, whose work I’d seen and adored. And I got to meet them! For real! It was so cool!

I must get out more.

* Note for international readers: in New Zealand, Pasifika means of Pacific Island origin, ie., not Maori. Here in New Zild, the Maori and Pacific Island population are already such a part of the Kiwi culture that to call them ethnic minorities, though statistically correct, would be like describing African Americans as an ethnic minority. We all be Kiwis here.

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Please and Thank You

In much earlier days, I queried Real Writers for help and advice. Most did not deign to reply. Of the very few who did, the initial response would be polite but curt. I thought it was something I’d said in my initial query, no matter how many hours I’d slaved over its every word. I took pains to acknowledge the time they took to write me.

I think I know now why those initial responses were curt. From the email-boxes at dfmamea.com:

Day One
Hello
I am Keen-As Filmmaker and I am looking for someone to help finish off my short film script. The script has been writtin but has reached its final stages in the Pre-Production Development.
I would like an experienced writer to help me finish it off and get it into Concept Development and eventually into the Storyboard Process. I would like you to help me make this script as professional as possible.
To end this e-mail. I hope that you can see the raw passion I have for film and this creative medium we all love so much. Please see my Showreel and I look forward to your reply.

Day Two
hi Keen-As
thanks for your email. it sounds like i can be of help.
please can you forward your script and then we can talk. what sort of payment do you have in mind?
look forward to hearing from you.

Day Three
Hello
I am very greatful for your reply.
I have attatched the script to the e-mail. Would you like payment for helping me finish the script? Its 6 pages. I look forward to discussing this with you.

Day Four
hi Keen-As
thanks for the script. i have some questions.

– in one sentence, what is Kick-Ass Shortie about?
– what is the overriding theme of Kick-Ass Shortie?
– (a bit of a silly one this, but have to ask) is the script you sent me the complete script, or a partial script? if it’s incomplete, please provide a synopsis of what happens next.

lots more questions down the track but obviously you’ll need to decide who you want to be your writer.
and yes, i would like payment if you’d like me to help out. how much were you thinking? what sort of contract do you have to offer?
if you want to talk, please feel free to call me.

Haven’t heard a winkle since from Keen-As.

It’s not the rejection that gets me – it happens all the time. (Okay, most of the time.) It’s the lack of courtesy. Yes: please and thank-you are magic words.

As are, Thanks for your interest but we’ve gone with someone else.

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