Alex Wiebe at the ever-reliable The Editing Room has gifted the world with my favouritest ever zombie movie description:
INT. APARTMENTS
Everyone heads up the STAIRS but then ZOMBIES AIIEEEE STAIRS RUSH ARRRGH BRAD DAUGHTER RUN ENOS LOOK OUT FLARE MIREILLE RAAAARRRGH SCREAM CRASH KEEP GOING HISPANIC AIIEEEE PITT ZOMBIES NOOOO FIGHT CHOMP ARRRRGH
ZOMBIES NOOOOO FIGHT CHOMP ARRRRGH, indeed.