Have just noticed that the latest Fast and Furious instalment has Dwayne Johnson in it.

Yes, Mr Johnson’s name is right up there with series (ir)regulars Paul Walker and Vin Diesel but I’ve never cared for the latter two in this series.
But Mr Johnson – well, I’ve been a fan since Welcome to the Jungle and Walking Tall. Here, finally, I thought to myself at the time, is the true heir to the Schwarzenegger throne.
The Boy has already seen the film. But I suspect he may not object to having to watch it again. For his old man’s sake.