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“To’ona’i” Audio Post
Yep, it’s been a year since the last update – running out of money will do that – and so it was only last month that I caught up with sound designer Nathan Rea who has been quietly and patiently cleaning up the audio.
REA STUDIOS – NIGHT
Credits roll on a MONITOR as NATHAN and our WRITER sit back in their seats.
NATHAN
What’d you think?
WRITER
... I have some questions.
Before I get to those questions, let me just say what a phenomenal job Mr Rea has done: it all sounded natural. That might be a bit of a queer thing to say – and you well-know what a phillistine I am about a lot of the film-making technical craft – but everything sounded perfect*.
My questions – I only had three – were to do with his use of composer Nestor Opetaia‘s score:
- Why was there music at the beginning?
- Why had the music been changed in this middle?
- Why was there music at the end, before the credits?
Nathan’s answers were simple:
- As a bookend to the music at the end.
- No, the music had not been changed.
- In search of a place for the end music to play over the credits, the only way to avoid crashing it in at the end was to introduce it under the final scene.
Quite a bit of discussion followed where we discussed and agreed to try:
- Removing the opening music because, with a running time of twelve minutes, a bookend wasn’t all that essential.
- Nathan played the pre-audio-post cut of the film and nope, he hadn’t changed the music.
- The introduction of the music under the final scene was one of those happy, serendipitous accidents where the finished film moment became much more than the sum of its parts.
Nathan made the changes and we watched the film through again.
REA STUDIO – LATER
Credits roll on monitor as Nathan and our Writer listen intently to the soundtrack.
WRITER
What’d you think?
NATHAN
(nods)
... Yeah.
WRITER
Yeah, but what did you think?
NATHAN
It’s your movie, man.
I signed off audio post.
* There’s a sequence in the film where the location audio was so riven with kicked drink cans and circling streetracers that some ADR was considered. Mr Rea cleaned it up so thoroughly that it completely slipped my mind for another five viewings. Nathan – you the bomb.
POSTSCRIPT: I’m in the latter stages of colour grading at the moment, which I’ll post about hopefully maybe soon.
Point & Click
A bit of a backlog of a collection, attributions for which I can’t remember, sorry – though a pretty good bet would be the sidebar, but.
- Billy Mernit makes a good case for bad screenwriting.
- There are such things as happy endings for screenwriters in Hollywood – just ask Robert Mark Kamen.
- Salman Rushdie writes about adaptation.
- Thanks, I suspect, to Nick Grant of Onfilm, I have discovered The A.V. Club‘s excellent The New Cult Canon series, in particular this article about the commentary between The Limey’s writer Lem Dobbs and director Steven Soderbergh.
- Oh, is nothing sacred, Mr Rogers?
- Another Kiwi screenwriting blog! Lyse Beck gives us Birds With Nuts. There’s a nice thread about Watchmen here.
And speaking of the Minutemen, after all my build–up, The Goddess and I went to see Watchmen a week or so ago. She enjoyed it; I hankered for some interpretation rather than faithful replication. Thanks to Mr Slevin I’ve read people who can say what I’m thinking much better than I could here, here and here. (And no one’s mentioned it’s been two whole decades since Tim Burton gave us Michael Keaton as Batman – didn’t that kickstart the mainstreaming of comic-book adaptations?)
Quis Custodiet – One Sleep to Go
Oh alright. Despite whatever I said before, I’m in a… high state of anticipation.
Lynden Barber‘s whip ’round of reviews, along with the L.A. Times‘ Patrick Goldstein‘s post, have lowered expectations somewhat. Roger Ebert has given it four stars and a review that saw past the “cerulean genitalia” and picked up on a whole lot of the original comic‘s subtext (and I don’t think he’s read it).
I must note, however, that Mr Ebert gave each Hellboy film three and a half stars. After reading Guillermo del Toro‘s script prior to seeing the first one, I was rather… crestfallen at the finished product. The Goddess has never forgiven me for choosing Hellboy on one of our precious nights out. I’ve already asked Her to accompany me to Watchmen but the 163-minute running time is worrisome. Should I push my well-thumbed trade paperback on Her in preparation? Hurm.
The possibility of watching Alan Moore and Dave Gibbons‘ creation on the big screen is high this weekend next week this month.
Point & Click
Mm. Hmm.
- It’d be just like John August to kick-start 2009 with a short and sweet pep talk.
- A new blog of note: TV writer Earl Pomerantz (Major Dad, Becker) is Just Thinking. (Fedora-tip: Alex Epstein.)
- Kiwi scribe (and fellow guild board member) Mike Riddell joins the scribosphere with The Interminable Moon, about the journey his novel, The Insatiable Moon, takes on its way to the silver screen.
- My favourites of multi-hyphenate Edward Zwick‘s ten filmmaking rules are –
- 3. No plan survives contact with the enemy.
- 10. Where there is no solution there is no problem. At some point in every production, the director loses faith in the movie and the crew loses faith in the director. Somehow it all works out.
(Fedora-tip: Movie Maker Magazine, by way of Mr Epstein.)
- The mighty Joss Whedon has ten writing tips, my picks being –
- 4. Everybody has a reason to live. Everybody in your scene, including the thug flanking your bad guy, has a reason.
- 7. Track the audience mood. Think in terms of what [your audience is thinking]. They go to the theatre, and they either notice that their butts are numb, or they don’t. If you’re doing your job right, they don’t.
(Fedora-tip: Catherine Bray, by way of Danny Stack.
- John Rogers‘ episode-by-episode online commentary and Q&A his Leverage series is a must-read for television junkies. Favourite moment so far: an ep that [seemed] so simple. It begins with us in the writers’ room cheering “They’re on an airplane, and have to pull off the con before they land! It’s practically a bottle show!” and ends with a 70-foot replica fuselage on the soundstage. Oh, and we had to build an airplane bathroom with wild walls, because you just can’t get a camera in there.
A Belated Review
And what have I got to say for my reading and viewing for 2008?
- 147 books, comics and scripts were picked up and read, all bar 19 right through, with the most memorable being:
- Pamela Douglas‘ Writing the TV Drama Series, Mark Haddon‘s A Spot of Bother and Ruth L Ozeki‘s My Year of Meat;
- Kyle Baker‘s Plastic Man on the Lam!, Laurence Hyde‘s Southern Cross, Jason‘s* The Living and the Dead, Harvey Pekar and Dean Haspiel‘s The Quitter, Joe Sacco‘s Palestine, Stan Sakai‘s Usagi Yojimbo, Marjane Satrapi‘s Persepolis, and Brian K Vaughan and Pia Guerra‘s Y: The Last Man;
- Phillipe Claudel‘s I’ve Loved You So Long, Frank Darabont‘s Indiana Jones and the City of the Gods, Stuart Gordon, Dennis Paoli and William Norris‘ H.P. Lovecraft’s The Reanimator, Frank Nugent‘s The Searchers, M Night Shyamalan‘s The Happening, and Billy Wilder and IAL Diamond‘s Some Like it Hot.
- 113 features and television series were watched on a screen, with 20 stopped part-way through, the most memorable being:
- The Closer Season 3, Escape to River Cottage, Matthew Weiner‘s* Mad Men Season 1, Te Radar‘s Off the Radar, Shawn Ryan‘s The Shield Seasons 4-7, Sports Night (*), and David Simon‘s The Wire Seasons 3-5;
- The Dead Girl, Lars and the Real Girl, Michael Clayton, Moonstruck, A Scanner Darkly, Shoot ‘Em Up, The Squid and the Whale, and Waitress.
Yep, my book readin’s waaay down, but I’ve recently rediscovered it over the break with three (non-picture) books on the go. (But will I finish them?).
Hardcopy scripts were courtesy of the guild‘s Timpson Collection. Softcopies, as always, were courtesy of Don at Simply Scripts.
It was a very quiet year for film watching. How quiet? I’ve only seen two films apiece in Roger Ebert‘s 2008 picks and Lynden Barber‘s faves.
Maybe that was because 2008 was a year for a lot of box watching. While some people mourn the loss of Bionic Woman, and The Sopranos, I’ve got my own problems with the end of The Shield and The Wire. Don’t get me wrong – I’m glad they finished when they did: better to choose your terms of departure than overstay your welcome.
The universe shall provide.
Pots on the Boil
INT. LOUNGE, HOME – EVENING
I lie in the arms of THE GODDESS.
ME
I haven’t done ANYTHING this year.
THE GODDESS
Oh rubbish.
ME
I’m serious.
THE GODDESS
What were you busy doing at the beginning of the year then?
ME
... The short film.
THE GODDESS
And what have you been doing with those playwrights, hm? And that stuff for the guild?
I open my mouth, then close it.
THE GODDESS
And then there’s your radio play. Well?
ME
You can’t just let me feel sorry for myself, can you?
She kisses my forehead --
THE GODDESS
No, I cannot.
What have I achieved this year then?
- I wrote a ten-minute play in twelve hours, and watched it premiere (and close) twelve hours after that;
- I’m facilitating a disparate group of Pasifika playwrights (four months straight and counting);
- I’m an (increasingly) active Board member of the New Zealand Writers Guild;
- I’ve had a short radio play accepted for broadcast on National Radio;
- and I did some script consulting on a couple of projects.
I’m tempted to skew my stats a la the police leadership in The Wire but, for me, a project isn’t finished unless it’s finished, knowwha’Imean?
So:
- To’ona’i crawls towards completion;
- I’m co-writing a play, to premiere in 2012;
- I have my own play to push – and thanks to the joys of
misery likes companypeer pressure, the first act is due by mid-January 2009; - the diversionary feature spec has copious thematic and strucutural notes… but an actual story has yet to emerge;
- enamoured with the short radio play’s ‘success’, I’m writing an hour-long radio play: I’ve got the opening and closing acts while the middle is currently all rough notes – forty pages to go!
- and the long awaited spec feature of 2007 has been roughed out and is approaching a proper first draft.
[Takes a few steps back and squints]
Okay. I suppose it’s just about perspective.
INT. LOUNGE, HOME – LATER
ME
Maybe this is my dash. Maybe this is IT. Maybe –
THE GODDESS
Maybe you needed a year to consolidate.
ME
I thought last year was a consolidating year.
THE GODDESS
It’s a bit hard to consolidate when you’re juggling paying work, don’t you think?
I mumble something.
THE GODDESS
Pardon?
ME
... I suppose.
She nods, knowing, as always, that She’s right.
Point & Click
I’ve done my shopping. I can do whatever I like now.
- Danny Stack has ten essential ingredients to becoming a professional screenwriter (the first step? read.)
- John August has some solid advice on what to do with your
ill-gotten gainshard-earned ch-ching: money 101 for screenwriters. - Lynden Barber has a posted an excellent article on The non-cinematic art of David Lynch (with part one of seven here).
- Another Kiwi scribe hits the ‘sphere: Sanjay Patel asks, in the context of local stories having global resonance, What makes a Kiwi film?
- It would be just like Lucy Vee to be an agent of the universe and provide some online resources for writing a play.
- Lee Lofland has a list of suggested pressies for the protagonist in your life (no Barretts or miniguns, but).
- Jane Espenson has a post about writing comics, while —
- — the Lair of the Kung Fu Monkey has a been taken over by comic scribes Mark Waid and Michael Alan Nelson. (“[A] comic story is made up of frozen moments” – I mean, who’d a thunk?)
- And I’ve just read the final volume of Brian K Vaughan and Pia Guerra‘s Y the Last Man. Having swallowed tears aplenty, I have vowed to read the whole series through again (once the libraries reopen).
Ladies and germs – happy holiday reading, viewing and relaxing.
Point & Click
These haven’t been as regular as they should used to be. Let’s not get overexcited and think it’s been because I’ve had more to say of late.
Warning: some old news in here (I’ve been hoarding).
- Why aren’t I all a-jingle with news of Bad Lieutenant being remade with Werner Herzog helming and Nicolas Cage in the title role? Maybe Abel Ferrara, who directed the 1992 original, says it best with “It’s lame” and “[Herzog] can die in hell“. But then I can’t help but be swept up by Mr Herzog’s response to hearing that: “That’s beautiful!” and then, with regard to Mr Ferrara himself, “I’ve never seen a film by him. I have no idea who he is. … Maybe I could invite him to act in the movie!” (Fedora-tip: Eyes Wide Open.)
- In similar vein to Lotto’s What would you do? campaign, here’s some straight-up advice on what to do when you’re burning to make a film… and a lot of money falls into your lap. (Fedora-tip: a Headstrong Forum denizen.)
- Check out fellow Pitch Engine contributor Gordon White‘s blog, smallscreens.com, in which he’s charting his progress as a screenwriter in the UK. (Fedora-tip: Dara McNaught.)
- Family Guy creator Seth McFarlane is expanding his empire – o yea! (Fedora-tip: Gordon White.)
- And finally, James Henry wonders what it might be like to do police work but with a screenwriter’s work ethic. My favourite: 4. Getting bored with writing up crime reports, so ending them with ‘and then a load of zombies arrived’.
Fan Mail
From the mailboxes at dfmamea.com:
My name is Michael and I have just viewed your film “Five”. I must say i’ve seen many movies in my day and yours was by far the worst I have ever seen. You have robbed me of 90 minutes of my life that I would have happily spent watching paint dry instead of watching this crap. You have failed as a person and a writer may god have mercy on your soul.
Thanks Michael Ibbotson.
thank you for watching Five and for taking the time to email me your thoughts.
regards
d f mamea
I look at Mr Ibbotson’s email and I smile. I’m not sure why.
Is it the novelty of his being the first email of its kind?
Is it that its grammar and spelling are a hop-skip-and-jump ahead of most of the emails I get from people I don’t know?
Is it that on his MySpace profile, his favoured films include ‘Shooting and killing movies, funny movies, and surfing movies’, and under books he lists ‘Motor Mag, Tracks Mag [and] Surfing Life Mag‘?
Or is it that he took the time to share his thoughts and put his name to it in these days of internet anonymity?
Whichever the reason, ‘Ibbo’ has given me cause to smile today, and I thank him for that, too.