Cut to the Chase

(I type this as a DVD plays in a corner of the screen.)

I bring this on myself, really.

EXT. SEMI-RURAL HOUSE – DAY

POLICE SUPERIOR and YOUNG COP approach the house.

POLICE SUPERIOR

Just breathe through your nose.

EXT./INT. SEMI-RURAL HOUSE – DAY

The FRONT DOOR opens to reveal DISGRACED COP.

DISGRACED COP

What the %@$# do you want?

POLICE SUPERIOR opens his mouth but --

-- DISGRACED COP looks on in disbelief as --

-- YOUNG COP urinates against DISGRACED COP’s leg.

Yes, it hurts, a voice whispers in my head. It builds character.

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