Almost a decade on from this exchange, another Name of Power came to the rescue.
FORTRESS MAMEA -- FOUR WEEKS AGO
Hi there, may I speak with K~, please. ... Sure. My name is David Mamea and she can call me on nn-nnn-nnnn.
FORTRESS MAMEA -- TWO WEEKS AGO
Hi A~, may I speak with K~, please. ... Of course: my name is David Mamea and my number is nn-nnn-nnnn.
FORTRESS MAMEA -- LAST WEEK
... Hi K~, my name’s David Mamea. If you could please call me on nn-nnn-nnnn, I’d be grateful.
FORTRESS MAMEA -- THIS MORNING
Our Pet Writer messages FACEBOOK FRIEND:
I’m trying to talk to K~ but I’m not getting anywhere. What should I do?
FORTRESS MAMEA -- TEN MINUTES LATER
Our Pet Writer’s CELLPHONE RINGS:
Hi there, K~ here. How can I help?
FORTRESS MAMEA -- NOW
Our Pet Writer is on Facebook:
I told K~ to call you.
They did. You THE MAN.
It’s good to have friends in high places, isn’t it? To be honest I’m not in a high place. I’m sitting on the couch in my undies.
I won’t be able to unsee that last image for some time but damn it’s good to know people.