(I type this as a DVD plays in a corner of the screen.)
I bring this on myself, really.
EXT. SEMI-RURAL HOUSE – DAY
POLICE SUPERIOR and YOUNG COP approach the house.
Just breathe through your nose.
EXT./INT. SEMI-RURAL HOUSE – DAY
The FRONT DOOR opens to reveal DISGRACED COP.
What the %@$# do you want?
POLICE SUPERIOR opens his mouth but --
-- DISGRACED COP looks on in disbelief as --
-- YOUNG COP urinates against DISGRACED COP’s leg.
Yes, it hurts, a voice whispers in my head. It builds character.